Muffin. Kitty. Snowball. All stupid names that no self-respecting cat would have--if it weren't for the stupid human who gave it to him Now Garfield has the definitive guide to giving your cat a proper name that he won't be ashamed to be called by his buddies in the finest back alleys of America. Unisex Names, Old Buddies' Names, Former Girlfriends' Names, Ordinary People's Names Suitable for Cat Use, and the dreaded Names to Avoid. So start reading--and find the right name for your fabulous feline